January 3rd 2015
There is only one literary award worth mentioning, and that is my magnificent achievement of 3rd Place in the Funny Crime Writer’s Menu at the CWA Xmas lunch.
Apart from being a fabulous trophy, it is also a duck and a pen. And yes, by this point I was very, very drunk.
January 2nd 2016
I have continued my unparalleled success in the world of Literary Awards, by gaining this handsome trophy at the 2015 CWA Scottish Chapter Christmas Literary Quiz. I’m not entirely sure what I won it for, as I was, again, quite drunk.