Literary Awards

January 3rd 2015

Literary Award

There is only one literary award worth mentioning, and that is my magnificent achievement of 3rd Place in the Funny Crime Writer’s Menu at the CWA Xmas lunch.

Apart from being a fabulous trophy, it is also a duck and a pen. And yes, by this point I was very, very drunk.

Stupid Bloody Duck

January 2nd 2016

I have continued my unparalleled success in the world of Literary Awards, by gaining this handsome trophy at the 2015 CWA Scottish Chapter Christmas Literary Quiz. I’m not entirely sure what I won it for, as I was, again, quite drunk.





– Author of international thrillers 'Names of the Dead & The London Cage', available in all major UK bookshops & online internationally by Faber.